-Speaking of almost having a mortgage- we are anticipating closing on our new home next week. Hopefully, anyway. Our realtor told us to expect around the 19th. I. Am. So. Excited.
-I need to find a dining table.
-I reeeaaallllyyyy want to go see The Fault in Our Stars. But working like this right now is not conducive to a night at the movies. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Jk. I've read the book.
-This week's episode of the Bachelorette sucked. Why do we even need to waste an entire night's slot on a lame recap when there has only been five episodes? ARE YOU LISTENING, ABC?
-It turns out, Milo may be a killer. It's been brought to my attention there are FIVE dead birds in our yard. Never seen dead birds before so I don't think it's
Didn't I tell you they'd be best friends?